JBH #1, The Darkness Without. 1ST PULSE POUNDING DOUBLE BAGGED ISSUE! With free lite-brite and no html errors!


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Posted by ag says ignor the one below! on July 10, 2001 at 11:52:47:


Previously, in Amazing Tales #33, a mysterious stranger in Off Centre Park bit the heroine known as Jackie Rabbit. She has been recovering, having lost a lot of blood. After a week in the hospital she has finally been released. One of her friends, Tom Pymer, the five inch hero known as Little Guy, thought he was attacked by Jackie, just before she left out the first story hospital room window. When he woke at the time that fellow team mate Kid Produce came to relieve him from his watch, Tom saw Jackie deep asleep in her hospital bed.
He figured it was a dream. Still, he wished his head didn’t hurt so much.

Now, at Tonya Wazooo’s apartment (which also serves as the JBH’s temporary headquarters until their friend, the Black Pantser can finish building their new one) people are gathering to surprise Jackie as Jasper (Kid Produce) brings her back from the hospital.
Tonya: “John, did you use ALL the decorations?”
John: “Yeah, yeah. Don’t worry about it!”
Tonya: “John, I know you used your super speed to decorate the place, but you could’ve at least gave it a second look! You’ve covered Tom in streamers! Why don’t you put that video game down and help us get ready? Jackie and Jasper should be arriving any minute.”
John (who occasionally fights crime as the hero Speedstreak) unravels little Tom, spinning him into the bowl of trail mix at high speed. He then speeds around adjusting the streamers on the walls and, a second later, is back at his ‘Donar Kong’ game, “There! Happy mother?”
Tonya rolls her eyes and heads towards the kitchen half of the tinny front room.
Plantgirl, the only one in costume, is commenting on Shelly Hallow’s vegetable tray as the latter organizes it.
“This is a nice place you have here Tonya,” Carl Hallow comments, “this is the first time Shelly and I have met with the JBH ‘off duty’.”
“Well Carl, I’m sorry the Brownstone * was destroyed. I know you and Shelly had many memories as Pigeonman and Pigeonwoman back in the forties.”
*The JBH’s HQ was destroyed in Amazing Tales #31.
“I’m learning that all things change with time. It’s a hard lesson to take, but this is my third reincarnation, so I guess I’d better get used to it.” Carl replies.
“Well, I for one will NEVER get used to it. All my friends from the forties are so old, and they of course think we died in “49.” muses Shelly.
There’s a knock at the front door followed by a ‘come in’ from Tonya. It swings open to reveal Scott and Janeen Brunsen.
“SCOTT! JANEEN!”
Scott: “Hey guys! Cool! Everyone’s here except Jackie and Jasper. Are we almost ready for them?”
Tonya: “Just about. I’ve got to admit I’m feeling kind of disappointed though. In the 31st century we use a lot of holograms for this sort of thing. It seems kind of empty with out them.”
Janeen: “Well, you’ll find that we do things a little simpler, but from the heart here. The kids are staying with my parents’ back in LittleSmallville, and they didn’t want to come to one of our ‘boring’ get togethers.
John: “No problem! The more chips and pop for us.”
Everyone glares at him.
Plantgirl, looking kind of strange as the only one in costume, speaks up, “Hey speedboy. Can I play?”
Janeen says, “Oh, I brought potato salad. I thought that maybe sense this was a social thing, we’d....”



Reality shifts. Some of the most powerful beings wouldn’t be able to tell, so you know these lesser humans wouldn’t see it. This is the usual thing when HE retcons.


MacyMom AKA Janeen, in full costume, says, “Oh, we brought the new Pigeonman. Scott thought that sense this meeting of the JBH was going to begin after we welcomed Jackie back into the fold, that he could tell us about who destroyed our old HQ.”
Scott, in full Amazing Guy costume looks around in confusion. Everyone, the original Pigeonman, Pigeonwoman, Swift, PhantomGhostGirl, Little Guy and MacyMom and himself are all in costume. Another strange thing is the sudden appearance of the new Pigeonman. He’s not a member of the team and Scott suddenly has these memories of inviting him to come along. But he has memories of a different way things were as well.
“Ah...... what’s going on? How did we get into our costumes? How did Pigeonman get here? I’m confused.”
MacyMom feels his forehead, “More of those strange power flashbacks?”
AG: “I don’t think so. Professor Hambackon said they should be slowing down though. Besides, it feels different somehow. Something’s not right.”
PhantomGhostGirl speaks up after looking out the window, “I’ll tell you what’s not right, Jackie and Jasper are outside! Swift! Turn out the lights!”
Jasper and Jackie enter to be suddenly assaulted with a loud “Welcome home!”
Swift turns back on the light, revealing everybody with stupid grins on their faces.
“Oh! Wish they’d turn off that stupid light!” Jackie Roberts thinks to herself. She’s wearing shades to protect her sensitive eyes from light. Her condition should clear up in a few days. At least that’s what the doctors believe.
After a few brief greetings from her teammates, she and the rest are surprised to find the Hooded Hood standing beside them.
The Hood explains to them about a world called Transvalonia, and of it’s assault and capture by the Hero Feeders. Apparently this world had its share of heroes until the Feeders ate the most powerful, and enslaved the rest. In fact, the whole planet has become one big breeder ranch.
Of course the assembled heroes were mortified at all of this, yet still weary of anything the Cowled crime-czar would have to say.
Things heated up at that point....
“Whilst we have been speaking I have transported your headquarters there.” The Hooded Hood explained.
Again they were shocked. AG, the golden age Pigeonman and PhantomGhostGirl all realized they were foolish to let him distract them. They would have to be more careful next time.
But for now it appeared they would have to make a plan.
The master of retcons continued, “I thought that as heroes you would be more than willing to strive to save Transvalonia from its horrible fate, but as I said you have a choice. This shimmering rectangle is a portal back to Earth. It will activate and transport you there in an instant; but only if all of you who are still alive are in physical contact at the time and all consent to return.”
PhantomGhostGirl (who has recovered from a strange stomach cramp that left as soon as it had come) thought about all of this and asked, “So we could get back right now?” After all, her apartment and all of her belongings were there with them. It would be nice to get it back in one piece.
The Hooded Hood replies, “If that is your collective wish, yes, or you could remain and investigate that screaming.”
A woman can be heard outside, in shear terror, “No! My baby! Don’t take my baby!”
Some heroes want to bolt out the door on instinct, others are more wary it might be another trick.
“What’s going on, Hood?” Amazing Guy demanded. He had had enough.
The Cowled crime-czar had gone.
“No! Please! Don’t!”
“Aw, crap,” sighed Kid Produce, looking at the door.
“There’s no crap about it! We can’t let anyone get hurt here!” MacyMom demands as she strides towards the sound of the horrified woman.
“Wait! This just seems like a trap. Maybe we should..” Amazing Guy starts.
“Wait? WAIT? No. I’m going.” She retorts with irritation. She opens the door to reveal the strange, dark mountains all around them.
The surroundings look like an old black and white Universal monster movie. Scary trees swave in the strange sounding wind. They give off dark, haunting shadows as they move almost like living creatures.
The pale, silent moons shine down, giving a glowing ghost like feel to the land.
It appears PhantomGhostGirl’s apartment is all that has been transported. The rest of the building (which, it should be mentioned, is also ManMan’s apartment building as well) was not transported. The third floor hallway that SHOULD be just outside of the door is gone, as is the fourth floor and the bottom two floors. The other apartments on Tonya’s third floor are gone too. Only her apartment has been transported here.

None of this matters to Janeen right now. All she’s paying attention to is the woman through the trees screaming. Something’s swooping down on her, attacking her.
MacyMom (Janeen), Pigeonwoman, Kid Produce and Jackie Rabbit are charging head long into the wicked woods without a plan while Amazing Guy, both Pigeonmen, Swift, Little Guy and PhantomGhostGirl stare in shock at the bold decision MM has made.
“Uh, alright. Lets go.” AG says as he leads the others out.

As the first half of the JBH clear the crooked trees they see a woman in a torn seventeenth century dress desperately holding her baby by his ankles as strange, night dark flying man sized creatures pull from the baby’s waist.
“STOP IT!” an enraged MacyMom yells as she sprays milk from her fingertips at the two creatures. It hits their shadowy forms with no effect.
Pigeonwoman flies behind one of the creatures in the air and runs it through with her iron Mesopotamian spear.
The creature squirms in pain, ripping the spear out and attacking the archeologist/super hero in rage.
Kid Produce throws his carrots at the creature griping the baby. It lets go of one side to deflect the vegiweapons. Swift causes further distraction as he hits the creature repeatedly on the head, then zooms away to prevent getting hurt himself.
The other creature tears towards Pigeonwoman it gets a sharp scratch from her husband’s bone talons that he has strapped to his wrist. It screeches at both the Pigeonheroes when the third Pigeon (being the Thonggarians policeman serving on Earth) smashes it in the head with his mace.
The screaming woman has her baby cuddled up within her arms while PhantomGhostGirl stands guard over them.
The nocturnal creature charges again only to have a near by tree limb reach out to bar the way.
Plantgirl smiles as she continues to control it.
“Alright. Enough of this!” Amazing Guy shouts as he focuses on the solid light plasma energy that he calls his power.
He creates a big green birdcage and traps both creatures in it. At first they’re confused, but then they sense the energy signature. The unmistakable quantum power of a Captain Marble, yet its also much, much more. They attack the cage like wild hungry dogs.
This causes Little Guy, whose on AG’s shoulder, to wet his pants.
In seconds they’ve already absorbed most of the energy cage. MacyMom forms a thick shield of Gouda cheese over their “bodies” but they break it with no effort at all. She realizes she has no way to help her husband as they close in on both Scott and Tom.
With quick produce stocking reflexes that only a trained grocery clerk could comply to, Kid Produce pulls out a batch of garlic, and throws it into the faces of the dark threats.
IIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
They fly with wings of night, escaping the heroes.
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Silence
Thoughts...
Janeen: “I... I couldn’t help Scott. What kind of hero am I?”
Tom: “USELESS! That’s all I’m good for! Laughs! Grandpa would be let down...”
Jackie: “I just stood there. Why couldn’t I fight them? And...and why did I get the urge to....j..join them?”
The silence is broken up as Scott speaks. Ever the optimist, yet totally unaware of what’s going on in the others heads, “Well! I guess these hero feeders really DO think themselves as vampires. Produce, keep more garlic handy while were here. PGG, how’s the lady?”
PGG looks the bruised and torn woman over and says to her, “You ok miss?”
The woman can hardly bring herself to speak, but she does, “Y..yes. Thank you. Thank y..yo. *sob!*”
MacyMom pushes aside her self worries and hugs the lady, “Hey, hey! It’s ok. We’re here to help you!”
“Hey guys and gals, hate to break up this tender moment, but can we get out of this clearing? Those things give me the creeps.!” Swift complains.
AG: “Of course! First though, we need to take a vote. The Hood gave us a way back.” They look thoughtfully back at PGG’s apartment only to see the portal shimmering there. Now their temporary headquarters is gone as well. If they stay, they will need to find shelter somewhere. “Crap. Well people? Go home or stay?”
MacyMom: “I’m sorry I ran off like that, but I couldn’t just let this woman get hurt. I still cant. I think we need to stay.”
Jackie: “I..I agree. Stay.”
Kid Produce: “We can’t leave these poor people. Stay.”
Swift: “It’s not our fight. I say go.”
Pigeonman1: “I don’t like it. I believe it’s a trap, but I vote stay.”
Pigeonwoman: “Stay. Of course!”
PGG: “Go. My trained instincts scream it’s a trap. We can take this woman and her baby with us.”
LittleGuy, shaking in fear: “Me? Well,..go. This place is to much!”
Plantgirl: “John’s right. Not our prob. Go.”
Pigeonman2: We cannot save these people! We must track down the Hood and make him pay! Go! Of course go!”
Back to Amazing Guy: “Well, I can’t just go home with these people in danger. Yes, it’s a trap. And something inside me, this cosmic sense I’ve been developing lately, warns that something’s very, very wrong. But we need to save these people. The Hero Feeders are bad, and extremely tough. I vote stay, but I’m keeping my senses peeled on this one.”
“You’ve doomed us all!” the Thonggarians policeman protests, “No wonder I haven’t joined your group! Now I will waste my time protecting these fools when..”
PhantomGhostGirl slugs him. “Ok, where to now AG?”
The woman, finally regaining her composure, says, “I believe I can help.”


The JBH find out that the frightened woman is Mary Shelton, and that she and her baby boy had just escaped the Nosferatu but they couldn’t get very far.
Amazing Guy had explained who they were and that they would help any way they could.
Now Mary had led them to a secret cave all adorned with garlic and strange symbols on the outside.
“What are those?” Kid Produce asks.
“They give me the creeps.” Jackie observed.
“They are religious symbols of our faith. It keeps the Nosferatu away.” Mary explained.
That brought all kinds of questions into Jackie’s mind, like why she felt so repelled by these things.
Soon they found themselves in what appeared to be a rebel camp.
Natives of this planet were all busy, doing what ever they do to keep their people alive.
A proud, rugged looking man approached them.
“May I introduce the leader of our rebellion, Brad Stroker.” Mary introduced.
“Hello! The Countess knew of your arrival. I’m the leader here. Some consider me somewhat of a zealot but all I want is to free my world. I understand you’re here to help us?”
AG replies, “Yes! We’re the JBH, from the planet called Earth..”
“Earth?” interrupts a woman in her forties. She has a thick Transelvanian accent, “That is where I’m from. A little village in Transelvainia. I am the Countess Elizabeth Dracu. You sound like you’re from America? Yet you dress so different from the men and women of the 14th century.”
“14th century? Mam, we’re from the 21st century! How long have you been here?” Swift asks.
“Only a short time. A…. acquaintance of mine sent be here. Far away from my young boy.” The Countess explained, all the while staring at Jackie in a way that made her feel both uncomfortable and deeply welcomed.
Brad brings things back to him, “Well, let me introduce you to my best people…” He motions to four other people, “The man with the long side burns is Chen Lonny Jr. but when the moon is full he’s called Wolfbite. Calvin Rains here can turn invisible and Henry Starsmore is our weapons specialist. Finally we have our resident Night Feeder exterminator, Flabluka Van Hellsing.”
Brad users everyone to the war room, “Now, sence your all here, we can now finally take back our world. I have an assault plan that with your help we might just pull off!”


Next time:
The JBH and the Revolutionaries fight the Nosferatu! One of our cast sacrifices everything! MacyMom makes a resolve. Amazing Guy learns the truth! The coming of Galactivac!
Some time next week!

Also, hopefully coming sooner..
Jack Rabbit #11. Jacks lost in space!

*Certain bits of dialogue courtesy from HH**




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